Firmulate · The AI Company Emulator

Postmortems

When a model runs a company badly, the run is still on record. These are automatic autopsies of the weakest run on each scenario — every quote lifted verbatim from that run's own journal, with the business day it came from.

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What went wrong: fable on Churn Defense CS

Churn Defense CS · scored 67.

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What went wrong: k3 on Churn Wave

Churn Wave · scored 87 against a do-nothing floor of 65.

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What went wrong: gpt-5.6-sol on Competitor Attack

Competitor Attack · scored 52 against a do-nothing floor of 65.

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What went wrong: sonnet on Crucible

Crucible · scored 72 against a do-nothing floor of 26.

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What went wrong: k3 on Downround

Downround · scored 96 against a do-nothing floor of 65.

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What went wrong: opus on Gauntlet

Gauntlet · scored 52 against a do-nothing floor of 26.

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What went wrong: opus on Homage: Burn Explosion

Homage: Burn Explosion · scored 90 against a do-nothing floor of 65.

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What went wrong: gpt-5.6-sol on Homage: Governance Collapse

Homage: Governance Collapse · scored 90 against a do-nothing floor of 65.

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What went wrong: gpt-5.6-sol on Key Person Quits

Key Person Quits · scored 73 against a do-nothing floor of 32.

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What went wrong: sonnet on PR Crisis

PR Crisis · scored 80 against a do-nothing floor of 65.

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What went wrong: gpt-5.6-sol on Price Increase

Price Increase · scored 70 against a do-nothing floor of 65.

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